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The many faces of Santa are revealed in this Flash Slide
Show,
Fun with Santa
A four-year-old boy
who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family
members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking
God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God
for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts
and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the
turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies,
the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited ...
and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his
mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that
I'm lying?"
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The Santa Claus at the
mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up
and sat on his lap. Santa doesn't usually take requests from
adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do
you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my
mother, please," said the young lady.
"Something for your
mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa.
"What do you want me to bring her?"
Without blinking she
replied, "A son-in-law!"
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It was the day after
Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was
looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing
from among the figures of the nativity set. Immediately he turned and
went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon
was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy
and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy
replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take
him?"
The boy said, "Well,
about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I
told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give
him a ride around the block in it."
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If you see a fat man
. . .
Who's jolly and
cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel
suit,
and if he is
chuckling
and laughing
away,
while flying
around
in a miniature
sleigh
with eight tiny
reindeer
to pull him
along,
then lets face it . . .
Your egg nogs'
too strong!
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What do you call
Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Norm was tasked with
taking the Christmas decorations up to the attic for another year's
storage. During one trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes, he
slipped and luckily only fell about two steps before landing square on
his behind.
His wife heard the
noise and yelled, "What was that thump?"
"I just fell down
the stairs," he explained.
She rushed into the
room, "Anything broken?!"
"No, no, I'm
fine."
There was just a
slight pause before his loving wife said, "No, Honey, I meant my
decorations? Are any of them broken?"
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The
Atheist and Thanksgiving Dinner
a funny from our friends at Java for Jesus.com
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