All I Need to Learn about Life I
learned from the Easter Bunny!
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all
ears.
There's no such thing as too much
candy.
All work and no play can make you
a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot
of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare
day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like
rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people's
jellybeans.
Good things come in small-sugarcoated
packages.
The grass is greener in someone
else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest
hare.
To show your true colors you have
to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still
sweet and gooey.
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
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What do you get when you pour hot
water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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Is it true that bunnies have good
eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing
glasses, do you?
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A man was blissfully driving along
the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the
road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs
went flying all over the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got
out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much
to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and
began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway
saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped
out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained.
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not
be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry.
She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled
out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came
to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its
paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away
the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved, and hopped on down the
road., Another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and
waved again!
The man was astonished. He
said to the woman, "What in Heaven's name is in your spray can? What
was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around
so that the man could read the label. I t said: "Hair spray. Restores life
to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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TONGUE TWISTERS
Benny Bunny bought a better bike
than Betty Bunny.
Baby bunnies ride in baby buggies
Billy's big bad bunny blew bubbles
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Chocolate Rabbit
I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit
Good enough to eat.
So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.
Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I'll love him just the same.
Author Unknown
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A friend was in front of me coming
out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he
always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand
and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need
to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in
the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't
see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret
service."
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