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One Halloween
a trick-or-treater
came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in
boxing gloves and satin
shorts. Soon after I gave him some
goodies, he returned for
more.
"Aren't you
the same 'Rocky' who
left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I
asked.
"Yes," he
replied, "but now I'm the
sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."
~~~~~~~
The orthopedic
surgeon I work for
was moving to a new office,
and his
staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the
display skeleton in the
front of my car, his bony arm across the
back of my seat.
I hadn't considered the drive across
town. At one traffic
light, the stares of the people in the
car beside me became
obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering
him to my doctor's office."
The other
driver leaned out of his
window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he
said, "but I think
it's too late!"
~~~~~~~
Q: What kind of
car does a ghost
drive?
A: A
Boo-ick.
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The door bell,
rings, and a man
answers it. Here stands this plain but well
dressed kid, saying,
"Trick or Treat!"
<>The man asks
the kids what he's dressed
up like for Halloween.
The
kid says, "I'm an
IRS agent." Then he takes 28% of the man's
candy, leaves,
and doesn't say Thank You.
~~~~~~~
The state of
Arkansas recently announced
that Halloween and Thanksgiving
will no longer be state
holidays. The witch left for New York and took
the turkey with her.
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One dark
night two men were walking
home after a party and decided to take a shortcut
through the
cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a
tap-tap-tapping noise
coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they
found an old man
with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
headstones.
"Holy cow,
Mister," one of them said
after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death
we thought you
were a ghost!
What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those
fools!" the old man grumbled.
"They misspelled my name!"
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