What quacks, has webbed feet, and
betrays his country?
Beneduck Arnold!
What did Paul Revere say at the end
of his ride?
"I gotta get a softer saddle!"
What protest by a group of dogs occurred
in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the
Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse
from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy
to carry!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a parade of German
mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!
What would you get if you crossed
a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty
Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed
George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's red, white, blue, and almost
as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
What did one flag say to the other
flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What's red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
Where did George Washington buy his
hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
What kind of tea did the American
colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favourite
tree?
The infantry!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
What would you get if you crossed
Washington's home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry
skin?
Revo-lotion!
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